Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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