ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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