I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how do flat chested girls get laid?
should my penis look like a turkey
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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