Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."