You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass