last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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