I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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