Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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