I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
A bitchslap is in order.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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