Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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