Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
His nipple licking is glorious
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