He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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