you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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