so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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