Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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