FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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