her vagine was all disorganized.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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