Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
