i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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