at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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