I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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