Got a toothbrush?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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