maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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