Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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