On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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