im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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