So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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