i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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