I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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