hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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