: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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