i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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