Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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