Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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