I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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