fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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