she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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