I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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