So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dignity is for republicans.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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