Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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