Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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