How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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