wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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