I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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