i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
