Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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