if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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