How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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