so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I've blown a few things in my day
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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