i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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