summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
