She said her name was "party"
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
