I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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