you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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