I heard we made out
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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